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Internet Terrorists

by Anubis Unit

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1.
[A STRANGE WIND BLOWS] 1. The Invocation (as vocalized by Thomas Duder, Author of the Things) Powers of shadow, darkness and light Within me these things burn and twist Combine and refract within holy fire O Chosen Ones, heed this call. Through my written words and deeds To this world of order, bring forth the Metal Angels and Demons bow and take heed These Forces of Nature I call. Unstoppable and unconquerable Your hunger will sunder the world Chaos and Order, Legion's might The Majesty of Metal I call Through Fate's black hand the die has been cast This world out of balance, destined to fall Through the gates of Life and Death Anubis Unit, heed my call.
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Rockerageous 02:31
2. Rockarageous I walked a mile in his shoes When I found the rhythm fell in love with the blues It's not like everyday's always the same It's just the winds of change are blowing our way We rocked the Richter Scale to 10.5 Holdin' your body so close to mine We're ready to roll 'cuz she's ready to go It's gonna be one helluva horrorshow IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS! WE ROCKED FOR AGES! IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS! ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!! It came together like crazy glue Breakin' down the floor just to entertain you And when the fire burned from ceiling to floor All you ever wanted was to let it burn more Gettin' to the party and it's on full swing Cool cats and kittens start to do their thing Reach for her hand, start to dance real slow I'm ready to go but she's already NUUUUMB IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS! WE ROCKED FOR AGES! IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS! ROCKED HER FOR AGES!!!! IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!! IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!! WE ROCKED FOR AGES! IT'S ROCKARAGEOUS-AGEOUS!!!!!!!
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Avocado 01:10
3. Avocado AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! [bridge] MY PRINTER'S RUN OUT OF TONER! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! AVOCADO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YEOW!
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Zombifier 04:24
4. Zombifier (LAAAAAA)x3 Well I knew I should have told you girl But you're killin' me twice dead! And it is true I have left you blue And it's killin' you since I've left Girl I knew somethin' gone wrong And it's tearin' you apart I'm simply left here wonderin' The moment you tore out mah heart! I know I should’ve told you That I was already dead I know I should’ve told you That I was already dead (LAAAAAA)x3 Well I never should have told you, girl The day you left me so wrong! Oh well it was true I never knew you Only the illusions of you that I saw! Girl I knew somethin' gone wrong Once you tore me apart But it's okay, I like it this way Loved you right from the start... I never should've told you That I was already dead I never should've told you You like to play with the dead (LAAAAAA)x3 Laaaaaa, oooooh-woah… (bridge) Everybody's at the ballroom Runnin' helter skelter Runnin' 'round in viscera Goin' to and fro Everybody's at the prom Runnin'' helter skelter Runnin' 'round in viscera Goin' to and fro (LAAAAAA)x3 Well I knew I should have told you girl But you're killin' me twice dead! And it is true I have left you blue And it's killin' you since I've left Girl I knew somethin' gone wrong And it's tearin' you apart I'm simply left here wonderin' The moment you tore out mah heart! I know I should've told you That I was already dead I know I should've told you That I was already dead (LAAAAAA)x3 Laaaaaaaa, ooooh-woaaaah…
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5. Halfrican Rage HUH! My burning rage knows no race My twisted wrath fears no creed The bottom line, oh my darlin' Gonna hafta fill yer need Oh well your baser beliefs Mean nothing ultimately The bottom line, oh my lovely We sow what we reap A little blood A little rage A little massacration A little fight A little bleed Sweeping the nation A little fight Is all you need Ceaseless is my vengeance Tireless is my wrath Strength born from violence Neverending combat Useless is your patter The color of the flesh yer in Useless in this battle A fight you cannot win A little blood A little rage A little massacration A little fight A little bleed Sweeping the nation Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Defenseless against the atrocious Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage My absolute offense Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Ceaseless attacks against the enemy Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Destroy all that stands Against me (bridge) A little blood, a little violence That's all we ever really need The chance to destroy, to defend The natural right to you and me A little blood, BERSERKERFUCKIN' That's all we ever really need To wipe away the flaws of reality Or fall for the trap in your t.v. IN YOUR T.V. To give up all your reason Accept life as it is Ya gotta rip and tear, my friend Gotta give it all to win Live 'til the next morning Fight and fight and fight again Drench yourself in conviction Give it all up just to win A little blood A little rage A little massacration OH HELL YEAH A little fight A little bleed Sweeping the nation Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Defenseless against the atrocious Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage My absolute offense Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Ceaseless attacks against the enemy Halfrican Rage Halfrican Rage Destroy all that stands Against me
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6.  Another Prom Song With Zombies The rings and the chains and her rotting brains That's how we love like lovers do Comin' on home on a Friday night (I'm feelin') kinda shaky and my nerves are tight But you know In yer crypt In yer bed Like lovers should Alone at your tomb I'm waitin' for you (I'm feelin') Kinda wonky and I'm ready to do What I must In yer crypt In yer grave Like lovers do 'Cuz when your darling’s a zombie Your best friends a shovel and a spade Creeping and crawling and stalking the night Performing atrocities unafraid Ready to face the day together Ready to face the day to come Ready to face the day~! (bridge)   Creeping and crawling we stalk Her bones jangling Her viscera gleams That's how we love Like lovers should Take her to meet my ol' mom and dad (I'm reelin') From the blows she delivers to them And now we drag 'em home drag 'em down Like lovers would Finishing what she's done unto me (I'm seein') Her point of view and it's plain to see And now we Lay me down Lay we down Like lovers do Like lovers do (Like lovers do) do lay me down lay we down like lovers do
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7. Yummy, White People (Ringtone)
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8. Growl of Steel Incarnate I really like your fucking sweater I really like the way you fill it out I just fucked your Mother I want I really want your Father too So when you get home You fucking bitch You'll get such a surprise When you open your eyes Walk through the door And see the buffet I've Laid out before You You never should have left me (the way you did) That's why I boned your parents And I know you'd disbelieve it So that's why we're in the living room In your family's pillow pit Fucking Squirming Your Mother Your Father Are mine Your Auntie Your Uncle Is next Your whole Fucking family Is mine For every time you lied to me When you said “I love you” A relative of yours I WILL DEFILE Oh, and by the way I stole your fucking sweater Now you'll know my Pain The penises that were in you Are now in the people who made you The penises that were in you Are now fucking the people who fucking MADE YOU!!!
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Shame You 02:56
9.Shame You MONSTER That's what they call me! DEMONS Pain and suffering, wet and tearing EVIL The paths to Hell are many!  Paved with gold! MONSTER Got to figure out this twisted Destiny! Shame of the politicians Shame that lasts for seven generations Shame of the family matter Only for those who dare to ever (Desire The power!) x4 SHAME YOU! Shame you! (bridge) WICKED The words that ring so hollow WASTED The lies we're forced to swallow FIGHTING Fight through the endless dismay DEATH The only rewards for the proud and true! Shame of the mother Shame of the father Shame of the world that erred before you SHAME YOU! Shame you! ROCK YOU! HATE YOU! KNOW YOU! LOVE YOU! IN YOU! ON YOU! FOR YOU! SHAME YOU! Shame you!
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10.A Feel Good Punk Song You cannot prove that you are real You don't know just what I feel You lack definite perspective Go ahead and define the prescription It's economical It's all political The truth that they try to hide The shackles are in your mind You forget your bravery You forget you're the missing link Nevermind their messages Just stayed glued to your televisions (chorus) All your favorite tunes All your favorite shows Mass produced fashions Acceptable by the CORPORATE MEDIA SHILLS All your favorite songs All your fave beliefs Mass produced fascism Acceptable by the CORPORATE MORAL WATCHDOGS (bridge) Disapprove of reality Plug up your ears and scream Logic and reason mean nothing You'd rather be safe in your beliefs Comfort and safety in your dreams All is not as what it seems Vapid attention is what you seek Your mistakes your children will have to reap You cannot prove that you are real You can't know just what I feel You lack definite perspective Go ahead and define the prescription (chorus) All your favorite tunes All your favorite shows Mass produced fashions Acceptable by the CORPORATE MEDIA SHIIIIIILLS All your favorite songs All your faved beliefs Mass produced fascism Acceptable by the CORPORATE MORAL WATCHDOOOOGS
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11. STORYTIME JAM
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Clown 03:05
12. Clown In the city there In the spotlight where There's a goddamned clown With your number In the alleyway In the darkness of The city full of those Brightest lights Light your eyes up like Christmastime and you Are finally now prepared to Duck, dip and sway In the alleyway In the darkness there There's the flesh that he Oh so craves (bridge) In the darkness of Striking distance you Will know how to be His brightest light In the darkness you You will find that you Already know how to Take a butcher knife In the darkness of In the alleyway The city full of those Brightest lights Stalking, creeping all Through the night and the Lives devoured by His bloody knife! In the city there In the spotlight where There's a goddamned clown With your number
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Anti 02:58
13. Anti WITNESS! x4 Discovery Inside of me But I try to find within my own mind Reasons Excavating Moderation is Was-ted on this Treasures that I ought to know kept away from me Blinded without Reason Tyrants reign today Awaiting The new rule to come Those who lay hands on me try to govern me I declare thee Tyrants and usurpers (GO!) AND I WILL SEEK TO DESTROY YOU ALL UNTIL I STAND FREE AGAIN!!!! (bridge) Witness! Bear witness! Witness! Bear witness! Responsibility Set aside at a whim Do you hear me? Are you listening? This is truth here: DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES! You're perfectly fine the way you've always been. Captivating audience members worldwide They'll tell you how to be normal perceptions ethics gone astray The hand of man May yet rise up again! Those who lay hands on me try to govern me I declare thee Tyrants and usurpers (GO!) AND I WILL SEEK TO DESTROY YOU ALL UNTIL I STAND FREE AGAIN!!!!
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14. 1200 Lbs of Penis (TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS) x2 Every night I go out to satisfy my lust the people all love me they surround me with their trust Whipping and slapping every upturned ass I see give them a pearl necklace it means nothing to me I've used and abused slaves from Mars to Venus they come to expect it I got twelve-hundred pounds of penis! I hate to think with my dicks That's not how I like to get my kicks It feels so right but it looks so wrong I don't care I wanna get it on (chorus) (TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS) x3 (bridge) (spoken during bridge) I'ts not like it's one huge cock you know, it's actually seven of them.  Seven huge freakin' tentacle genitals!  Genticles!  All of them are for you and our DAAAAAAAAARLING slaves, baby, yeah!  Well all except for the seventh one, that's dirty and for potty time onliy!  What, you want me to do what with my dirty potty genticle?!  Ewwww, no!  Pee time is meeee tiiiiiime!  Oh, okay, just this once!  UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH!) Get a squid in a leglock and you'll look just like me Y'know I got Cthulu hanging down in my pants I work so hard to fit in with society only to discover the truth will set you free From the poor to the rich ask anyone who's seen us They'll tell you about how WE GOT TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS! I hate to think with my dicks That's not how I like to get my kicks It feels so right but it looks so wrong I don't care I wanna get it on (chorus) (TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS) x3 PENII! Penonos! Penorz! Penises… PENIS!
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Sharpshooter 03:41
15.Sharpshooter We’re going ‘bout our nine to five (nine to five) Didn’t care if she was dead or alive (alive) "Hey baby, let's go out and dance Hey babe, he got you in a trance!" Now I'm 'bo-out to shoot the moon (the moon) Didn't care if she was already alone (alone) "Hey baby, let’s do it again But beware, sharpshooter, will shoot you again!" We're goin' 'bout ninety-five (ninety-five) I couldn't tell if she was ready alive (alive) "Hey baby, well don't you know? Hey babe, we're in a horrorshow..." Now we're goin' straight off the top (the top) Off the road and now we're startin' to drop (to drop) "Hey baby, let's do it again But beware, sharpshooter, gets you in the end!" (chorus) Oh well I can't help ya I just can’t dance But beware Sharpshooter Will shoot ya again You can try to fake it And I understand But beware Sharpshooter Will shoot ya again (bridge) Goin' 'ro-ound that nine to five (nine to five) Didn’t care if she was dead or alive (alive) "Hey baby, I'm sorry to say Hey babe, he’s got you all the way." And now I'm 'bout to shoot that loon (that loon) Even though it's walkin' to my doom (my doom) "Hey baby, let’s do it again But beware Sharpshooter gets you in the end!" Well I can't help you I just can't dance But beware Sharpshooter Will shoot you again You can try to fake it And I understand But beware Sharpshooter Will shoot ya again Well I can't help you IT'S IN MY GLANDS But beware Sharpshooter Gets you in the end
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16.The Mean Measures of Today There is money in chaos There is money in religion There is money in race There is money in division The protest songs of yesterday Are now the top 40's of today There is money in suffering There is money in lies HEY YO! Fuck the world of today! HEY YO! Get it quick while you can! HEY HEY! Fuck the world of today The trees don't mean shit but the cash they can portray There is money in violence There is money thanks to the media There is money to be made There is money thanks to the corporate contracts All the protesters of yesterday Are now the leaders of today Traipse down, hand in hand Selling out for their fellow man There is money in the white house There's money thanks to the corporate sponsors There is money in the GOP There is money for the free HEY YO! Fuck the world of today! HEY YO! Kristallnacht comin' our way! HEY HEY! Fuck the world of today! Who needs free water when it's bottled and shipped away? 17. HEY YO! Fuck the world of today! HEY YO! It's how the media portrays! HEY HEY! Your life doesn't matter Save the money that you generate and the choices that you make There is money for you and me Only when it's 'tween you and me There is money for everyone Hoarded thanks to the greed of the few We are trapped in a cycle Full of viciousness and despair When - will there be a way out? WHEN - even the final options are all refused to us?! HEY YO! Fuck the world of today! HEY YO! It's all shit anyway! HEY HEY! Ruined before we're born HEY YO! Ruined by those before us HEY YO! There's blood in the streets tonight HEY YO! Another innocent will die HEY HEY! Fuck the world of today HEY YO! When we all rationalize HEY YO! Fuck the world of today HEY YO! Fuck the fucking world! HEY HEY! When will it be enough? When the last tree is felled And the last droplet sucked The last resource used And the whole world abused Only when money's all that we can breathe Only then will we realize WE'RE ALL FUCKED!
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Epilogue 02:24
17.Epilogue THE REGURGITATOR: DEVOURER OF WORLDS AND EATER OF SOULS No Gods, No Masters! ANDYCONDA: KING OF THE REPTILES AND LORD OF THE SNAKES Vengeance is MINE! CERBERUS: GUARDIAN AT THE GATES I put my faith in Metal! JDW: CONQUEROR OF HELL AND PRELATE OF HEAVEN Anubis Unit, it's SHOWTIME!!!! [SOUNDS OF THE WINNERBAGO REVVING UP AND DRIVING OFF IN THE DISTANCE] [A STRANGE WIND BLOWS]

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BEHOLD, our debut album! Heavy metal, hard rock, punk, all that good stuff and a great freakin' storyline too!

Let's kick some ass and bring the power of The Choice to ALL of Earth's drones!

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released June 4, 2017

JDW: CONQUEROR OF HELL AND PRELATE OF HEAVEN
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REGURGITATOR: DEVOURER OF WORLDS AND EATER OF SOULS
Drums
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ANDYCONDA: KING OF SNAKES AND LORD OF THE REPTILES
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Vocals

CERBERUS: GUARDIAN AT THE GATES
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Vocals

Recorded with Mike Cloud and Rock Room Records.

ANUBIS UNIT: REARMED, REDEPLOYED, REVENGEANCE
Arcana: The Death

We are Battle Gods, transcending mortal boundaries to destroy and devour all that would stand against us. We are on a mission from God, to bring forth the Ultimate Sound and, ultimately, destroy the Corporate Machine, set in the heart of the world.

What darkness awaits our ill-fated, misbegotten heroes? Keep up with us and find out!

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