Every night I go out to
satisfy my lust
the people all love me
they surround me with their trust
Whipping and slapping
every upturned ass I see
give them a pearl necklace
it means nothing to me
I've used and abused
slaves from Mars to Venus
they come to expect it
I got twelve-hundred pounds of penis!
I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I wanna get it on
(chorus)
(TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS) x3
(bridge)
(spoken during bridge)
I'ts not like it's one huge cock you know, it's actually seven of them. Seven huge freakin' tentacle genitals! Genticles! All of them are for you and our DAAAAAAAAARLING slaves, baby, yeah! Well all except for the seventh one, that's dirty and for potty time onliy! What, you want me to do what with my dirty potty genticle?! Ewwww, no! Pee time is meeee tiiiiiime! Oh, okay, just this once! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH!)
Get a squid in a leglock
and you'll look just like me
Y'know I got Cthulu
hanging down in my pants
I work so hard to
fit in with society
only to discover
the truth will set you free
From the poor to the rich
ask anyone who's seen us
They'll tell you about how
WE GOT TWELVE HUNDRED POUNDS OF PENIS!
I hate to think with my dicks
That's not how I like to get my kicks
It feels so right but it looks so wrong
I don't care I wanna get it on
Texas band draft an all-killer, no-filler love letter to ’70s hard rock and metal, with surging vocals and riffs that command respect. Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 4, 2024